Internet Sickness
I have a case of internet sickness. Internet sickness is when you get run over by the steamroller that is relevance on the internet. Internet sickness is when you have one too many moments of not being mirrored by people on social media which seeps deep in to your soul and makes you forget who you are. Internet sickness is when you check your phone 50 times an hour waiting for that little red "1" to pop up to relieve you of your tension. Internet sickness is when everything is about NOW! and NOW! was already 5 minutes ago and 10 more big things have happened since then, keep up. The internet must suffice for social interaction but it is a poor substitute for a meaty life. When you are fully afflicted you will find yourself completely dazed and subsumed by the dizziness of the endless sprint for relevance.